I AM LITERALLY A FIVE HEADED DRAGON - WHO CARES?
Please ignore my green head though.
After discussing Night Vale’s candidates for mayor with Blizzy, we decided to make campaign posters for our favourite candidates.
…we’re so gonna hang them at a local con tomorrow just for fun.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought of asking the glow cloud for support in your running for mayor. or perhaps the pyramid
Never! The glow cloud couldn’t possibly support my goals for healthier, more active human children, as it and its own child aren’t even corporeal! How could it possibly empathize with us fleshy substances when-
who said I was running for mayor? Me? No. Nope. I do not know what people keep going on about with this mayor business.
glados233 asked: Which of your heads is your favorite? (You have my vote for mayor!)
What? I can’t choose something like that! That would be like asking which patch of skin is my favorite - how do I even begin to discriminate between them all?
But thank you for your confidence in me, despite the fact I don’t know WHY people think I’m running for mayor.
Anonymous asked: I love you.
Anonymous asked: On the record, is there anything you would like to say to the public regarding your arrest?
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE SHERIFF’S SECRET POLICE.
They are full of lies.
((Hey all, OOC for a post here - I have really unreliable internet for the next 5 days or so due to recently moving and waiting for my service to kick in. I know I’ve gotten some asks and I need to answer those, so I hope to be back next week!
ALSO - WOW, thank you all for following! I started this for shits n giggles, and didn’t realize people would really like it, haha. I appreciate it! Have a wonderful rest of your week, followers. ))
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